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Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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