Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
