can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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