ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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