There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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