Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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