Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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