jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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