what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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