weddingsv make me drug and hornr
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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