He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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