he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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