wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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