Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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