we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
True college students do jello shots in the library
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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