but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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