he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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