no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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