Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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