This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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