Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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