I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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