So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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