where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize