How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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