Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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