We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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