belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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