I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
