My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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