I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This is classic penis vs brain.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
