I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
