sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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