It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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