they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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