I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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