bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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