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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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