I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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