yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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