You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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