Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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