So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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