No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's never too late to be topless.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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