she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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