there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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