k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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