I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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