you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
whose parrot is this?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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