Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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