Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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