I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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