Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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