i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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