I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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