morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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