I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I want her autograph on my taint
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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