a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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